" Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped. "

- (via sleepychick)

(Source: nelliescoffee)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

  • person: have you ever ran a marathon
  • me: yeah
  • person: which one
  • me: a movie one

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

(Source: rollingstomes)

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”